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my new year’s resolution

Posted: January 2nd, 2010 | Author: admin | Filed under: announcements, Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

I don’t really believe in New Year’s Resolutions – I figure that if I made it through the holidays without killing anyone I’ve shown enough discipline and intestinal fortitude that I don’t need your steenking resolutions. But I feel like I miss out on that feeling of achievement people claim to have when they accomplish things, human enhancement and I hate missing out, viagra order so I’ve developed a strategy. Following in the footsteps of a college friend who once resolved to start smoking and gain weight (he succeeded), about it I am going to try to be lamer! And you for, the blog reader (if you do indeed exist) that means that you can look forward to a lamer, less interesting blog in this new decade! Congratulations!

Yes indeed, you can count on me to review movies everyone’s already seen, music nobody likes and books with small words and lots of pictures. My spelling will get worse and I’ll use lots of adverbs.  I’ll talk about what I had for lunch, post pictures of my pets in funny clothes and talk about how much I enjoy working in Foster City. In short, I plan to make reading my blog an experience akin to hanging out with your second cousin who you used to hang out with one summer in sixth grade, but haven’t seen since and who is now an insurance salesman.

Happy New Year!

4 Comments on “my new year’s resolution”

  1. 1 scamper said at 1:38 pm on January 2nd, 2010:

    My apathy toward 2010 tastes like old bubble gum.

  2. 2 laws said at 3:01 pm on January 2nd, 2010:

    I resolve to be less reasonable. Next time someone hurts my feelings they are getting punched. I have practiced trying to set people on fire with my mind and it isn’t working, so punches in the guts it will be!

  3. 3 ronman said at 8:31 am on January 3rd, 2010:

    Many years ago we switched birthdays. I wanted to be younger and you wanted to be older. Just wanted to remind you that that it’s 2010–which means you turn 50 in May! Congratulations on that.

  4. 4 Rabbitch said at 4:57 pm on January 3rd, 2010:

    I’m with laws. I am going to be doing a lot of the punching this year. Plus I resolve to not apologize for stuff, even if I’m at fault. I’m also going to wear clothes less often and not clean my kitchen at all.