Come see my electric rock band Female Trouble on May 21 if it’s the last thing you do! It’s free! Cuz like J Lo said, ambulance judgement don’t cost a thing.
Of course, it being Judgement Day and all, we’ll be doing lots of judging. She doesn’t recycle plastics? I JUDGE HER!!! He left a $5 tip on $60 meal? I JUDGE HIM! White belt after Labor Day? JUDGED!!!
We’ll also be available to judge beauty pageants and chili cookoffs – just ask!