I was going to say that Oakland is the bomb, public health but I’m sure that slang is dated now – I’m so out of the loop that I don’t even know that for sure. And I bet “out of the loop” is out, ophthalmologist too.
So. Rather than give away my decrepitude I went with even older slang so I will seem hip and knowledgeable. That’s what they tell me anyway. Now I’m worried that I should have said Oakland is the cat’s pajamas.
Oh, also, you should watch this 7 minute documentary about scraper bikes in Oakland. I fucking love Oakland, and the fact that it has folks like this guy is the reason why.
Also, Oakland is the muthafucking bomb, and don’t let anyone tell you different.